Dear Barack Obama, Letter # 3
I hear that you are going to be “sequestered” off to Martha’s Vineyard for a 7.6 million dollar, 8 day vacation soon! Did Congress take up a collection to get you out of their hair? I want you to know that I grew up in the Boston area and therefore am very familiar with that swank New England island. It is an elite playground for rich liberals who are the who’s who of snobbery and classless self-importance.They are the scholarly Harvard and Yale types who sit by the hour pontificating about depopulation while smoking their illegal Cuban cigars. Their horn rimmed glasses get especially steamed up while discussing global warming and the New World Order as they voraciously scheme about deepening the divide between themselves and the “little people.” Barack, there is no concrete proof that you graduated from Columbia University, so how did you get into Harvard Law School? Don’t worry Barack, you do not need proof of a Harvard pedigree to fit in with those other hypocritical fakes you will be hanging out with, because you won the Noble Peace in 2009, which was the epitome of orgiastic hypocrisy!
According to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, “only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future....that to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”
Well, the Nobel Committee got one thing right, you certainly have captured the worlds attention! Let’s take a look at how you have led the world recently on the basis of values, attitudes and peace. First, your almost treasonous closeness to Muslims that was supposed to bring the United States favor in the Middle East, has backfired and polling shows we are now more unpopular there than ever before. You visited Africa and told the president of Senegal to allow gay marriage, totally disrespecting their Christian beliefs and when visiting Ireland, you advised them to close down their Protestant and Catholic schools to achieve peace. Barack, you sure are a worldly whirlwind of values, attitudes and peace! In my world, from a housewife’s perspective, your whirligig antics are more comparable to a that manages to suck the very life out of everything it touches.
Speaking of cleaning, dirty dishes are piling up in my sink while writing this letter to you and it reminds me of the unpeaceful scandalous scum that you have been perpetrating closer to home. Does Seal Team six, Benghazi, James Rosen, the IRS and NASA, just to name a few, ring a bell? I brought up two fine children and would have whooped the pants off of them if they had lied to me like you continue to lie to the American people. I guess having communist does not lead to a very virtuous life.
All of those aforementioned wrongdoings will be covered in future letters Barack, because they each deserve their own diatribe. I bet you cannot wait. In the meantime, let’s get back to your vacation. When you socialize with those over educated Yankee, sex starved, sycophants and pretend to reflect on the enormous burden that you have on your shoulders, like having to decide whether to play 9 holes or 18, please know that the American people would love to see you impeached soon so that you can play golf all the time. By the way, before heading out for golf every morning, may I recommend the pancakes at the “Black Dog Tavern”, they are the best on the island! Some say their restaurant may have even been named after you!
In closing, there is something important I must tell you that even your personal secret service detail probably does not know. After googling the photo’s online of your chic “Chilmark House” rental, owned by your Chicago pal, David Schulte, vulture capitalist extraordinaire, I noticed that in the living room/ dining room, there are two huge portraits hanging on the wall. One is of Princess Diana and the other is a portrait of Winston Churchill. How ironic is that? I am telling you this as a friend Barack because I do not want you to choke on those huge chunks of lobster that are floating on top of your lobster bisque, when you suddenly notice that Winston is glaring over your shoulder.
I probably do not need to remind you of your disdain for the bronze bust of Winston Churchill that occupied the oval office when you first moved in. It had been a gift from the British and resided in Bush’s office during his tenure. When British officials offered you the use of it for another 4 years, you said thanks but no thanks in your usual brushoff diplomatic way. I think your contempt had something to do with Churchill’s second premiership which suppressed Kenya’s Mau Mau rebellion. Among those Kenyans allegedly tortured by the colonial regime was Hussein Onyango Obama, your grandfather. Bad karma Barack? Have a nice vacation!
Sincerely, Cynthia J Quinn
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