1)You will
never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least
one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funerals home owner, nurse, or
holds political office, and you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle
who's a priest.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea
how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you
losing your temper or killing someone.
7) Many of your childhood meals were
boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.
8) You have never hit your head
on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in
prayer.
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) Some punches
directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
12) Many of your
sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine, Eileen, Maureen, or Margaret
and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary
Catherine Eileen.
13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more
than likely you.
14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you
from singing.
15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you
start talking.
16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are but what
you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
17) There wasn't a huge
difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
18) You are, or
know someone, named Murph.
19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If
you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully
McMurphy.
20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
21) You
have Irish Alzheimer's, you forget everything but the grudges!
22) 'Irish
Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
23) Your skin's ability to tan;
not so much. (Only in spots!)
24) Childhood remedies for the common cold
often included some form of whiskey.
25) There's no leaving a family party
without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.
26) At this very moment, you
have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting,
mind you, just not speaking to each other.
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