POETICALLY SPEAKING CONSERVATIVELY
"Everything Up a For Grabs On This Day!!" Hey!! It's Black Friday!! COME ONE! COME ALL!!!
Head real, real fast to the nearest shopping mall!! If you have to run over, step on your neighbor to get what you desire it's perfectly okay. The prices for things are at there lowest. At one time they were much higher If you feel the urge to steal and not pay that would be perfectly alright For when the people get real rowdy and mischievous it brings to our President much joy and delight If you are part of a minority go ahead and break the store windows.
Make plenty of glass If the police try and arrest you the White House will no doubt get Reerend Al. He'll look out for your ass Take to the streets and wave your new IPhone. Tell me did you get a low price or did you in fact steal it?? If you did in fact steal the race hucksters just love to hear that S**T Look over there!! Someone ran out of the store carrying a huge LCD TV Hey, bud, I hope you paid for it!! What? No you didn't!! Someone call Security Aren't people supposed to pay a discounted price on this Day?? It is only for Whitey.
Everyone else can steal. That's what I heard someone say What the hell is happening to our America. It's falling apart. People running amok The country has truly gone in the toilet. That's what you get when you turn this country to one despicable, radical ***K!!
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