Razing Caine
By RazMaTaz
And You'll Find Me Passing Out The Sugar
A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Bitter Taste of Reality Go Down Easier
The Sugar Of Reality Is Anything But Sweet
The Sugar Of Reality Is Anything But Sweet
HEINZ
CATSUP IS TAKING ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
When
I think of Heinz catsup, my first thoughts automatically go toward yummy
hotdogs and big beefy cheese burgers!
Not to mention, Heinz catsup has the stamp of approval, as it’s made in the
good ol’ USA within the state of Ohio.
What will make Heinz catsup even more appealing than knowing it’s made
in the USA? For Kraft Heinz employees,
Heinz is making Monday, the day after Super Bowl Sunday a company holiday… to be
officially known as, SMUNDAY!
So why is a company willing to
spend so much money for their employees to have a day off? Kraft Heinz took into consideration two
important factors: productivity and
advertising. Companies, all across
America, will lose about $1 Billion due to non-productivity from employees who will
either call in sick, or simply not show up, or for those conscientious
employees who do make it into work, they will be too partied hearty to be of
any use. What a wasted expense when
calling it a day! Kraft Heinz had also discovered that in 2014,
it cost a record high of $4.5 million to air commercials during Super Bowl
Sunday and during last year’s game the total income cost was $5 million according
to For the
Win. In
fact, Fox is charging between $5 million and $5.5 million for each 30-second
spot used. Rather than providing this
year’s sponsor of the Super Bowl with money for advertising, Heinz has decided
to put that money toward their well-deserved and well intentioned
employees. Ahhh yes!! That’s what I call a true patriot! By
the way, Heinz feels so passionate about naming their holiday, SMUNDAY, they have
initiated a petition.
If they can generate 100,000 signatures on their site,
http://www.change.org/p/make-the-monday-after-the-big-game-a-national-holiday
SMUNDAY will become a national holiday.
Imagine that?! Now...
If only someone could generate thousands of signatures for a petition that will prevent sporting events from forcing their fan base to watch political rhetoric during half time…
If they can generate 100,000 signatures on their site,
http://www.change.org/p/make-the-monday-after-the-big-game-a-national-holiday
SMUNDAY will become a national holiday.
Imagine that?! Now...
If only someone could generate thousands of signatures for a petition that will prevent sporting events from forcing their fan base to watch political rhetoric during half time…
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