A lot is being said in
the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable"
or that he doesn't "relate" well to people. We struggled to understand
why... he is after all… drop dead handsome, has a beautiful wife... isn't
that enough to ensure popularity for most Americans? So after much
research, we have come up with a Top Ten list to explain this
unlikability.
or that he doesn't "relate" well to people. We struggled to understand
why... he is after all… drop dead handsome, has a beautiful wife... isn't
that enough to ensure popularity for most Americans? So after much
research, we have come up with a Top Ten list to explain this
unlikability.
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney
Successful, self-made businessman. (Dad didn't give him a hand-out...
he and Ann had to make it on their own)
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to
her.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary.
5. Knows the real meaning of giving service to his fellow man and
quietly shows it in his everyday life.
he and Ann had to make it on their own)
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been FAITHFUL to
her.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake southern black preacher voice when necessary.
5. Knows the real meaning of giving service to his fellow man and
quietly shows it in his everyday life.
6. Has pots of money (made it all himself) and since nobody else in this
country has any desire to have pots of money... we don't like him!!!
7. Has a family of great boys... none of them are in drug rehab.
8. Doesn't smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs (not even
in college, where other people were NOT inhaling)
country has any desire to have pots of money... we don't like him!!!
7. Has a family of great boys... none of them are in drug rehab.
8. Doesn't smoke (even in secret), drink alcohol, or do drugs (not even
in college, where other people were NOT inhaling)
9. Represents an America of "yesterday",
where people believed in God,
went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
(We can't relate to such an anachronism!)
10. Oh yes... he's a MORMON. The religion that teaches its members to
be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable,
self-reliant, honest, upright and MORAL!
went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
(We can't relate to such an anachronism!)
10. Oh yes... he's a MORMON. The religion that teaches its members to
be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable,
self-reliant, honest, upright and MORAL!
And one more
point... pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate
to ordinary
Americans. I guess that's because he made that money ALL BY
HIMSELF... as opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or inheriting it
from Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.) We didn't understand that
actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable
to Americans.
HIMSELF... as opposed to marrying it (as in John Kerry) or inheriting it
from Dad (as in Jack, Robert & Ted Kennedy.) We didn't understand that
actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable
to Americans.
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