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Ideas Man Newt Gingrich Finally Solves Fiscal Responsibility Problem



The new Newt Gingrich is rebranding himself as the Ideas Man™ of the Republican Party, but this time he’s outdone even himself with an astonishingly innovative solution.


“You know what, everybody? We all know about the fiscal responsibility problem, and it’s really intractable. Too much dogmatism on both sides, unwillingness to compromise, the whole complexity of the situation. You know I'm no idealist, I’m a practical thinker, not a bookworm. (Ouch!™ fail!).

“Well, I've got an idea that will solve all our problems in one stroke. Why not just abolish taxes? You can’t get much smaller government than that!”

This idea has actually been quite well received by both parties, although there are still some… shall we say, minor disagreements.

Barney Frank suggests abolishing taxes only for anyone not on an obscene wage, while Grover Norquist thinks abolishing corporation tax and all taxes for people earning above a middle-class income (however defined) is the right way to go.

Still, it looks like there’s going to be some progress on this issue after all.


 It’s becoming clear that Gingrich despite his many flaws (progressivism, shady character, high unpopularity on a national level) that people will continue to support Ol’ Newt. Therefore,

“We have known for quite some time that whatever we say politically, you'll do the opposite.

I was against Barack Obama the last election and he won. We came out and said you know we really think that Michele Bachmann is the one, like ten minutes later people were forcing her to drop out of the race.
“We said Rick Santorum is the guy. Nope,not him .

“We've been saying definitely not Newt Gingrich, and look at him soar,” 
 “We not only recommend, we wholeheartedly endorse Newt Gingrich.

“ Some might say that Newt Gingrich wouldn't even win his home state of Georgia. Not me.

“When you see somebody who has a low favorability rating, that’s good. When you see somebody who is kind of shady in their personal life, remember that’s good. When you hear people  endorse Newt Gingrich, remember… that’s good .

You might not like him ,but he's got the Brass and moxcey to put the country and its people back on track and bring the country back from the twilight zone .                        


COMMENTS:

George Akopian There was a time when Newt Gingrich was the shining leader of the Conservative movement. I supported him then when he successfully implemented "Contract for America." It was a brilliant and bold idea that galvanized Conservatives." I wish the Republican Party would once again fill the void with similar articulation of a platform like Contract with America. I would support him again if he managed to rid himself of the RINO barnacles and took leadership of the Party. Seeing him flip flop so many times in the past decade makes me doubt if he still has got it in him...but being an optimist I'd like to think he does.


Or run the GOP



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