POETICALLY SPEAKING CONSERVATIVELY

 by Joe Esposito


"Who, Me?? It's Not My Fault!!"

There he stood at a Town Hall meeting talking down to his audience
With scandal after scandal swirling around him he takes to the offense
He belittles the ways of Washington and how petty the GOP can be
He tries his best to take the high road but comes across insufferably
The Supreme Court just handed him a defeat but he couldn't care less
He is one son of a bitch who will continue with his egregiousness
This country is at the edge of its patience. Illegals storm the border
Congress says NO to amnesty. Will this tyrant issue an Executive Order?
You watch him with amazement. He talks as if he's not the problem
Can someone tell me who's responsible for this chaos if not him
He acts as if we're back in 2008 when he campaigned as an outsider
This narcissistic sociopath who has proven time again to be a liar
We've got to face stark reality we have this demagogue for two more years
It will be a tough time for each one of us. They'll be very, very few cheers
At the of this second term of his we will have had eight years of regret

This tyrant will have transformed our America to one we will want to forget !



"Give Hillary Lots Of Wine!!!"
One way to get the truth from Hillary is to give her lots of wine
Back in 2013 she went out with College friends to dine
As she got more and more tipsy she railed against the President
Her detestation for him was curse laden. Her dislike for him was evident
While calling him feckless and cowardly wine dripped from her lip
We found how much she hated him. She held the wine glass with a tight grip
This maybe the only time that I will ever agree with dastardly Hillary
But as much as she loathes Obama no one can hate him more than me
Her tirade continued as she called Obama a real big joke
She was overcome with such anger her friends thought she would choke
Please don't think I'm being petty. You might call me out for being crude
But what I've told you comes from Ed Klein in his book, BLOOD FEUD!
Hillary can be a mean and vicious woman. This is so obvious to see
This fat thighed pants suited woman lied about that tragic night in Benghazi
My advice to Trey Gowdy is to give her a vat of a Wine when she testifies
About that tragedy we might finally get the truth instead of more lies



"It's Amnesty Whether You Like It Or Not!!!"
We know it's a matter of time that the GOP will cave
Boehner's a coward and that's the way he'll behave
Don't let his lawsuit fool the hell out of you
It's a stunt going nowhere and believe me that's true
The next Executive Order will put the Dems in a state of bliss
It will be amnesty for the illegals. Get ready for this
The tyrant will shove this down in everyone's throat
But we will get even when it is time for us to vote
These Executive Orders sicken the hell out of us all
Each day our country continues it's precipitous fall
We Conservatives keep trying to get the word out
that it's tyranny we're under. That's what it's all about
A revolution is coming but we'll have to wait for November
We have the final say these Democrats must remember
But the chaos continues as always it's unabated
We have a government of thugs that are thoroughly hated

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