Joke Of The Month







Smart Wife





"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman 

asked her husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of 


her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a 

soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled 


approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked 


her 

husband?

"Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and 


seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a 

crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little 


quicker with anticipation.

"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled 


up?"

"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and 


excited).

"Well, go look in the garage!"...she said.

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