(A Visit From Dear Leader)
Twas the night before
Obamacare, and all through the land
The enrollment
deadline was frighteningly at hand.
The pink slips were
hung by the chimney with care,
And hopes for
employment simply weren’t there.
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The children were huddled, asleep in their
beds
While visions of high
premiums took hold of our heads.
And Ma in her
“kerchief, and I in my cap,
With nary a clue and
a policy gap.
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When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed
to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I
flew like a flash,
Oh my GOD, please
tell me that THAT’S not a rash.
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The policy I liked
had been taken away
And the DOCTOR I
liked had told me NO WAY.
When what to my
wondering eyes should appear,
But a Canadian bus
and 2 REALLY large ears.
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It was a little old
campaigner, so my door I did lock,
I knew in a moment it
no doubt was Barack.
More rapid than
vultures the coursers they came
And he whistled, and
shouted, and called them by name!
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“Now
Harry! Now Nancy and Jarret, you vixen!”
“ON
Sebelius! On Carney! This law I’ll be fixen’”
Get AWAY from my
house, stay OUTSIDE the wall!!
BE GONE ,BE GONE, BE
GONE WITH YOU ALL!!!
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As dry leaves that
before his bloviations did fly,
When they meet with
the TRUTH just as plain as the sky.
So UP in the yard the
coursers they flew,
With a crock full of
crap and a teleprompter too.
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And then, in a
twinkling, I heard in the night,
That Ted Cruz was the
one who was actually RIGHT!
As I drew in my head,
and was turning around,
THROUGH MY WINDOW,
UNINVITED, CAME BARACK WITH A BOUND!
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He was a bald-faced
liar, from his head to his foot,
And his website was
still down, not working, kaput.
A bundle of promises
he had flung on his back,
He was nothing but a
con man, a shyster, a hack.
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His eyes didn’t
twinkle, what he had, was a leer,
As he made a noise in
his throat and said, ”Let me be perfectly clear.”
“You’ll LIKE socialism, You’ll see, Just go
with the flow,”
And “I’m
a Marxist, TRUST me You’ll LOVE it, I KNOW!”
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He gave me a smile as
he lied through his teeth,
And the smoke he was
blowing encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face
and not much of a belly,
But his WIFE’S double
wide keester, THAT shook just like jelly.
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She was chubby and
plump, and looked like a Wookie
And I laughed when
she told me to put down the cookie.
A wink of his eye and
a twist of her head,
Soon led me to know I
had PLENTY to dread.
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Barack finally
stopped talking, but went straight to his work,
Redistributing
wealth, good grief, what a jerk.
And flipping the
finger while thumbing his nose,
And leaving us
nothing, up the chimney he rose!
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He jumped on his bus,
to his team gave a shout,
And away they all
sped, the minions…The lout.
But I heard him
exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
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