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| Obamacare Hi-Jacked Our Wallet |
with Kevin Jackson
OBAMACARE: A piece of legislation so magical and mysterious that, as Nancy Pelosi so eloquently put it, “we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what’s in it….”
Imagine the mainstream medias’ surprise!
When
I was a small boy my mother would bring home one of my favorite snacks —
Cracker Jacks! Popcorn and peanuts smothered in gooey caramel-flavored sugar.
Sweeter than a molasses-covered ice-cream cone. They were absolutely delicious!
But
what was even more special than all that chewy-goodness were those three little
words emblazoned on the outside of the box: “Toy Surprise Inside!” Sometimes
I’d discover a little toy gun and play cops and robbers with my brothers. Next
time I’d find a miniature car I could zoom around the living room. And what’s
more, it was free! FREE I TELL YOU!!!
Then
one day a terrible, horrible, awful thing happened. Mom brought home a
box for me and set it on the coffee table. As usual, I anxiously dumped some of
it out on the floor (this was so I could dig around and claim my prize…forget
the crunchy popcorn). The only thing in the box besides the popcorn and peanuts
was a tiny envelope.
Tossing
the envelope aside, I dug deep to the bottom of the box thinking by some
horrible twist of fate, someone forgot the prize. Or maybe some Cracker Jack
packer STOLE my surprise!
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