Tolerance



Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broad caster speaking in Orillia,
Ontario , says......
 
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my  friends are against another
mosque being built in  Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should
be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
 
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque
thereby promoting tolerance from within  the mosque. We could call one
of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other
a topless bar called "You  Mecca  Me Hot."
 
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq  o' Ribs."
 
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.
 
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop,
"Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a
liquor store called " Morehammered."
 
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for
others."

2 comments:

  1. Funny, but just wrong...

    My Church is on Buford Dam Rd. so everything around us is named after the dam itself.

    Our neighbor for instance is "The Dam Car Wash". We're about to move to another location and won't have to tell visitors any longer that if they drive past The Dam Car Wash, they've gone too far.

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  2. Jiggs did NOT say this. It periodically makes the rounds of the internet attributed to him, but he did not say it. There are no legitimate sources for it. Just lots of people passing it along as though there were.

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