How's
this for apocalyptic literature.
This
was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current
events. It is brilliant.
And
it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the
land
Called
America ,
having
lost their morals, their initiative, and their
Will
to defend their liberties,
chose
as their Supreme Leader that Person known as "The One."
He
emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;
but
He
Hypnotized
the people telling them, "I am sent to save you."
My
lack
of
experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,
and
my
Association
with evil doers are of no consequence.
I
shall save you
with
Hope and Change.
Go,
therefore, and proclaim throughout the
Land
that he who preceded me
is
evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be
destroyed.
And
the people rejoiced,
For
even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had
promised
that
it was good; and they believed.
And
"The One" said " We live in
The
greatest country in the world.
Help
me change everything about it!"
And
the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
Then
He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And
the
People
said "Sock it to them!"
"And
redistribute their wealth."
And
the
people said, "Show us the money!"
And
Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me?
You're
going to
Steal
my money and give it to the deadbeats??"
And
"The One"
ridiculed
and taunted him, and Joe's personal
records
were hacked and publicized.
One
lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
And
she was
banished
from the kingdom.
Then
a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
having
zero
military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical
terrorists?"
And
"The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show
them
how
nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us
all!"
And
the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our
weapons
Then
"The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And
one, Lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes.
"So
"The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats
pay!"
And
the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then
"The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your
homes!"
And
the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And
He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every
worker
and
raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited
healthcare
and
medicine and transportation to the Clinics."
(And
no Muslim shall pay for their share of healthcare.)
And
the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then
he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
Then
"The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
Electricity
rates will skyrocket!"
And
the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal!
But
we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So
"The One" said, �Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to
cover
your
expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just
sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then
He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
Let's
grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free
lunches,
Free
medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And
so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher
taxes,
raised
their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of
business
and
the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The
banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl.
and
more of the people were without a means of support.
Then
"The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah � and I'm here To save
you!
We
shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But
our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not
worth
a
pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
And
"The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And
the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have
embraced.
Lo,
you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
And
the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But
yea, verily, it was too late.
The
people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him,
and
his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more;
and
the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or
hope.
And
the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison
THIS
really tells it like it is.
After
reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up
�
forward
it to your friends and those you know who care about our
country
and
what is happening to it under the rule of
Commissar
Obamanation.
P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic, but not funny;
P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic, but not funny;
Tragic
but true.
IF
YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING.... JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A FEW MORE TIMES
REALLY GOOD.
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