What's on my mind?
Help! I AM SO CONFUSED!!
It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a senile greedy useless old man.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist, mean spirited and possibly a right wing-nut.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
I believe that people who are illegally in America should not be given amnesty and benefits, which makes me anti-immigrant.
I believe that minorities with "C+" averages should not be admitted to medical and law schools in place of white students with "A" averages, which makes me a intolerant and insensitive racist.
I believe that men who impregnate single women should pay for their children's upbringing and not taxpayers, which makes me a heartless bigot.
Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!
Oh Yeah, My newest problem - now I'm not even sure which bathroom I should use.
Can anyone help me? Please...........
It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a senile greedy useless old man.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist, mean spirited and possibly a right wing-nut.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
I believe that people who are illegally in America should not be given amnesty and benefits, which makes me anti-immigrant.
I believe that minorities with "C+" averages should not be admitted to medical and law schools in place of white students with "A" averages, which makes me a intolerant and insensitive racist.
I believe that men who impregnate single women should pay for their children's upbringing and not taxpayers, which makes me a heartless bigot.
Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!
Oh Yeah, My newest problem - now I'm not even sure which bathroom I should use.
Can anyone help me? Please...........
Posted By Nancy Downs
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