POETICALLY SPEAKING CONSERVATIVELY





"A Rotten Apple in the 'Big Apple'"


Charlie Rangel wins in New York City and it's a damn pity
He should be a poster boy for what's rotten in DC
It seems as if this cretin has been in the House for an eternity
When you come to thinks of it he's served near a half century
What does it take for these politicians to leave office on their own?
For the longer that they serve less and less character is shown
But this Charlie Rangel is a proven tax cheat and rotten as can be
He's always hurling slanderous epithets at the Tea Party
It's always racial politics that vermin like him engage in
He never takes the high road. He will stoop to anything to win
His voters just can't seem to look past the color of his skin
How utterly ludicrous is that? But that's the way it's always been
This time it sure looked like he was heading for defeat
But the people in his district finds this bum so sweet
The nature of New York politics is not that very hard for us to grapple

Harlem has spoken. They want two more years of this rotten apple






"Shame on you! Mississippi!!"




Thad wins in Mississippi and it's a crying shame
Having an open Primary is obviously to blame
Democrats flocked to cast their vote for Cochran
McDaniel loses because of this. Oh what a sin!!

Democrats are noted for much electoral cheating
Because of this a better candidate gets a beating
Thad would have lost if only GOPers were allowed to vote
The Tea Party suffers a loss and now the media will gloat

Thank you, Mississippi, for such egregiousness
Did you have to have this Open Primary Process??
Chris McDaniel, I do want to commend you
For being a principled Conservative, tried and true

The vote was extremely close and you have a right
to challenge the outcome that was so very tight
When Democrats get involved you can be sure
dirty tricks happen for they 're the Party of MANURE!


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